Serial ProcrastaNapper

An All-Star ProcrastaNapper is barely alive. The Serial ProcrastaNapper ProcrastaNaps before any, and all types of activities, instead of doing it proactively.

My Cousin Jeff is a Serial ProcrastaNapper. He lives in my guest-room and sleeps 18 hours a day in cyclical series of Procrastanaps throughout the day. He barely makes it up to clean his butt after soiling himself in his sleep.

by StoneColdSaidSo September 11, 2019

Swanky procrastinators

"If you are of the procrastinating type, then you have a swanky vibe" - The Gospel 4:20

Swanky procrastinators are the most elite group in society!

by hipbrutus April 22, 2020

Procastiscaping

The act of playing RuneScape instead of doing something important. (ie. homework, Showering, Sleeping, eating)

Friend: dude why do you smell like ass?

You: I didnt shower this morning, I was to busy procastiscaping.

Friend: nerd... wanna go to Bandos later?

by Nitsew & Noir Rain May 19, 2011

Procastubation

When you're about styding or need to do something urgent, but you decide to take a wank first.

me I really need to start styding right now.
dick AHEM. *gets hard*
me GODDAMMIT I DONT HAVE TIME FOR PROCASTUBATION RIGHT NOW.

by Pitn April 24, 2014

Poocrastinating

the practice of carrying out less urgent tasks while waiting for your morning coffee to work its way through your system, before leaving the house.

"Celeste stop poocrastinating, and let's go for our morning run!"

by caoboi July 31, 2015

Procrysturbate

The act of procrastinating, crying and masturbating simultaneously.

Bro 1: Bro I'm going through a lot, I got an essay due at midnight, my dog also died today and I'm hella horny.

Bro 2: Sounds like you're about to procrysturbate.

by pigbenispro December 22, 2020

procrasstinate

To either put off acting primitive, or neglect your obligatory diligence due to indulging in your less-refined tendencies.

I wanted to really ham it up in front of my similarly-crude-minded buddies, but a dignified lady happened by to chat, so I procrasstinated till she'd left so an not to offend her.

by QuacksO April 2, 2022