porn monkey

A person that is obsessed with porn, they watch it all the time, think about it constantly and refer everything to porn (also see: Porn Addict)

Vachan is a porn monkey, porn is all he thinks about

by Jaime Potluri April 30, 2005

porn buddies

A friend who, upon your untimely demise, arrives at your residence and removes all the pornography you don't want others to see. Originally mentioned in the first episode of Brit-com "Coupling".

If I don't make it through surgery, Jane will go to my house and destroy all of my bondage videos. She's my porn buddy.

by Mamaknows August 8, 2004

Doodle Porn

Doodle Porn (n): a picture drawn out of boredom (commonly in class) depicting a naked person. May or may not be erotic in nature.

Catt drew a picture of a naked chick sleep during class yesterday. She was totally making doodle porn.

by ElkinFencer10 July 23, 2009

Porn hair

Hair that is long enough to cover one's boobs

1. Aneka: I heard that you modelled for an adult magazine
Mariel: It's okay, you couldn't actually see anything. I have porn hair.

by ansb May 22, 2013

envy porn

Porn that you wish you could be in or look as good as the person in the porno

Wow that person has a huge cock I wish I was hung like him "envy porn"

by kickass anynymous April 25, 2014

spongebob porn

Hot and sexy. Commonly watched and/or looked at by nerdy weeaboos with sponge fettishes

That spongebob porn made me soupy!

by 5p0ng3Fet15h December 18, 2016

mountain porn

a stash of printed pornographic material found by accident in a remote area; usually refers to material printed prior to the internet age

While walking along the Pacific Crest Trail, Ed stumbled upon some mountain porn that brought him enjoyment for several days.

by ixtup March 9, 2019