Pineapples

A pineapple is a fruit. It is common to tropical areas and super markets. It is also a natural laxative (first hand experience). It is a main ingredient in dozens of recipes from being a pizza topping to part of a fruit kabab. It is also the nickname of the Mk 2 hand grenade.

IMPORTANT PSA!
PINEAPPLES HURT WHEN INSERTED INTO RECTUM!!!

Frank spent the rest of the afternoon destroying his toilet after eating 5 whole pineapples.

by Socialist Drummer October 10, 2012

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Argentinian pinecone

A sexual night in heaven that involved 9 midgets covered in thousand island dressing.

My wife was not pleased when she came home early from work and realized i was enjoying an argentinian pinecone.

by blackmidgetwasbiggerdownthere December 14, 2010

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pinecrest 900

A sexual position that changes every time you describe it. It must always include a food, a form of transportation, and a volunteer. you may also add other items to the mix. suggestions for other items include gardening equipment, office supplies, etc.

for good delivery, say it really fast.

"And now, for a demonstration of the pinecrest 900, I need a phone book, a school bus, a bag of salt and vinegar chips, a pencil sharpener, and a volunteer"

OR

"I need an avacado, 49 feet of garden hose, a bag of fertilizer, a stapler, and a volunteer"

by thenattyboy January 7, 2008

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pineapple moment

when a brunette makes a comment that normally would be referred to as a "blonde moment"; dumb statement
(because they are yellow on the inside, i.e. secretly blonde)

A: "That was really dumb."
B: "Yeah, sorry. Blonde moment."
A: "You're not blonde. You mean, pineapple moment."
B: "What?"
A: "Nevermind."

by pineapplesteve December 24, 2009

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