Watermelon Patch

A large amount of hair in the center of the lower back above the butt crack.

There’s not a lot of hair on his back but he’s got a huge watermelon patch.

by KG6 February 21, 2021

Patched

Patching (from pumpkin patch) is a practical joke in which the victim is left a pumpkin on their stoop in the weeks leading up to Halloween.

If no jack o lantern is made with said pumpkin, the pranksters will return to egg the home.

Person: “There’s a pumpkin on my porch that I didn’t buy”
Friend: “You’ve been patched…better get to carving or next you’ll be egged.”

by sierranorthwest September 29, 2022

patch bomb

a woman's Pubic Hair that grows natural, but is much larger than the ordinary patch. Basically, it looks like a patch bomb went off on her crotch.

That chick had a patch bomb

by shadow October 8, 2003

Patch Up

To put money together with someone to purchase something.

We’re going to “patch up” for the air bnb being that everyone wants their own room.

by DaddyDolo June 29, 2022

Patch

Patch is another word for Beautiful, wonderful, awesome! and sweet! And an amazing person

Such as "Patch has a Nice rack!" and "BRO PATCH IS SO FUCKING CUTE" I love you Patch ^^

by Solar_Power November 26, 2021

Dat Patch Panel

Dance similar to "nothing" original dance created by Jones, Kim, Love, and Bill!
lean to the right reach up with your hand and pretend to plug in then lean to the left reach down with your hand and pull out!

"James was cranking dat patch panel!"
"Damn whats Silvernail doing? He doin dat patch panel"
"Do what you do but crank dat patch panel"

by mrdre225 March 27, 2008

Satyr Patch

That wonderful area of hair above a man’s buttocks in the Lumbus region of the lower back.

When the college waterpolo team put on their speedos, many of the men’s Satyr patches were on full view.

When we kiss, I love to feel his beard on my lips, while I place one hand behind his head to pull him into me and my other hand on is satyr patch to stoke his hair.

by Theofeeder March 24, 2025