penis 

what your mom was sucking last night.

your mom: holy fuck, thats a penis!

penis by your moms bestest friend March 11, 2010

penis 

purple-headed-yogurt-slinger

i hope i can get that purple-headed-yogurt-slinger in bed tonight

penis by beergoddess69 February 26, 2006

Penis 

One tightly packed blunt
one that can almost not fit into ones mouth

I have the biggest craving for a penis.

Penis by Bobby April 5, 2004

penis 

the greatest thing to ever exsist you can do so much with one and it feels so good! everyone should have one or at least own a gy with a big one!

wow look at that penis he must be half black or italian!

penis by me jeni July 10, 2006

penis 

people eating niggers in side

dude there is penis going on in there, you can't go in

penis by yriwmvbfjd October 4, 2010

Penis 

"hotdog"

My how this penis tastes good with katsup.

Penis by Dustin November 5, 2002

Penis 

a female body part used to pee and bang

would to like to suck my penis?

Penis by fuckyouwhores October 25, 2004