Speed Racer Yard Sale

When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.

Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.

by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019

yard move

yard move

"The yard move," I said. "It gets'em every time."

by mergendieler October 24, 2020

Mexican Yard dog

A term for the annoying small Chihuahua

My cousin has a Mexican yard dog

by Parkicreed April 11, 2022

Log Yard

N. - Patch of skin located above the Penis where pubic hair grows.

I got a hot date tonight so I shaved the Log Yard.

by Monksbitch February 25, 2011

Bosnian Yard Harnet

They’re warm and scared, are they Caronds?

Look at all my Bosnian Yard Harnets, they are warm and scared

by Sponkky May 30, 2022

Yard saled

When a junkie dirt squirrel goes through all your stuff flinging it around looking for shit to steal.

That dirt squirrel yard saled my room and stole my dope.

I came home last night and my entire house was yard saled

by YakA88 September 18, 2022

yard house boyz

prison gang originating in chicago. they mainly sold drugs in school zones and blew huge loads. they have room temperature IQs and love to play fortnite all day in their "hot stuff" pajamas you could catch these creatures roaming around the suburbs of chicago since they really aint bout that life. in prison they mainly got butt fucked and tossed around by the bbc of the prison. they love listening to duwap kaine and shitty 2010 hits. the food they mainly live off of is ramen and anything open on the doordash app past 11pm.

yo yard house boyz where u from? spits spew out mouth. suburbs . *continues sucking*

by YouChase August 13, 2023