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Boat Mode

The positioning and appearance of a cat sitting with it's arms folded underneath itself giving the impression that if placed on water would float.
"Bruno is going Boat mode!"
"I went upstairs and the cat was boat mode on my clothes!"
"Charlie is on the bed boating"
by Arctic Blep December 19, 2019
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boat sex

Boat Sex is the act of inserting the male genitalia into the air intake of a boat engine.
Bob: I had boat sex yesterday, it felt really good!
Jeff: You're a fucking psychopath.
by Lorema06 August 17, 2021
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bean boat

A bean boat is a person that creates problems for themselves and others by simply attempting to do the things that they've been asked to do.

Like, try making a boat out of beans - it wont stick, the beans will separate and sink, and only the beans that float are the hollow beans that have been infected with insects.
"I asked him to paint the door but somehow he managed to break the door , sprain his wrist AND fuck the carpet all at once, fucking bean boat."
by wurdyburdyhurdygurdy July 17, 2018
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gloat boat

A situation where somebody dwells on success.
I'm on my gloat boat over my baseball team winning a big game.
by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019
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boat lice

Women loitering around a dock, hoping to get on a boat. Likely scantily clad, possibly drunk, accessorized with wine bottles, have already taken off their stilettos, will say anything, and unlikely to buy their own drinks. Still - remember: No means No. #MeToo
Watch out for boat lice when you dock at the pier for happy hour.
by Hammervision August 4, 2018
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Shrimp boat

Blowing of ones nose through one nostril holding the other nostril closed with ones index finger also as an aid in aiming the snot and booger spray.
I shrimp boated a giant booger on the door handle.
by 666Ryder666 September 21, 2021
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Boat girl

A female or females whom expect free rides on your boat while drinking your alcohol.

(They might bring a couple white claws/seltzers)

Only want to be your “friend” during boating season then go right back to thot hibernation once the bikinis are gone.

Act like your boat is theirs while their only boating knowledge is that it’s practically a buoyant slutty dance pad to prove their daddy problems.

No “boat girl” actually owns their own boat.
Experienced captain-“Don’t date a boat girl, twice as expensive as a normal girl with half the reward”

Boat girl “OMG!! It’s getting warm, when are we going boating?!”

Boat girl “turn the music up!”

“Turn the music down!”

I want to play my music!”

“Do this!”

“Do that!”

“Why?”

“Do you have any liquor?”
by T-bird10 March 29, 2022
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