Holy shit caleb i shit my pants after drinking Hamms & milk!!
waiter: who ordered the Hamms & Milk?
Caleb: That would be me. I'M JOHN DAY!!
waiter: who ordered the Hamms & Milk?
Caleb: That would be me. I'M JOHN DAY!!
by A well balanced Breakfast November 12, 2010
Ejectulation of semen inside the anal cavity.
Term usually given to homosexuals, engaging in sex.
Semen belonging to a homosexual.
Term usually given to homosexuals, engaging in sex.
Semen belonging to a homosexual.
Hey lance, my ass is thirsty. Could I have some of your ass milk?
Jerry has ass milk leaking down his legs.
Sorry, dude- I'm not looking for ass milk.
Jerry has ass milk leaking down his legs.
Sorry, dude- I'm not looking for ass milk.
by Sabertooth nigga December 01, 2004
Having sex with a girl while she is on her period, and cumming inside her mixing the semen with the blood, therefore making "strawberry milk."
by Rlvers March 03, 2011
Pregnant Breast. They are usually so large and full of milk that they are confused with two milk tankers driving on the freeway. If she's a black girl, then she carries around "chocolate" milk.
Hey Jenniqua (black girl), Those are some NICE milk tankers.... i betcha your little boy "Deshawn Malik" will enjoy that chocolate milk when he arrives... Do you need a CDL license to walk around with those things?
by Jim Fausel April 15, 2008
This phrase originated in 2008 and is an expression for what is commonly known as a "hand job." This phrase is taking over in southwestern states, and is projected to replace handjob by 2010. If one's dick is grabbed, but one does not cum, then it does not count as "milking the chicken." Copyright lance mp 71490, 2008.
by L M P December 12, 2008
girlfriend: i want me some of your testicular milk tonight
boyfriend: ...
girlfriend: what?
boyfriend: who even says that?
girlfriend: well i learned it on urbandictionry, and thought i should use it in a sentence today.
boyfriend: (thinks: "why am i dating this girl? oh, b/c she's a freak in bed... forgot for a second.")
boyfriend: ...
girlfriend: what?
boyfriend: who even says that?
girlfriend: well i learned it on urbandictionry, and thought i should use it in a sentence today.
boyfriend: (thinks: "why am i dating this girl? oh, b/c she's a freak in bed... forgot for a second.")
by Is There A Problem Officer? August 07, 2011
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