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December 5

Post you crush or let your friends expose you
*post a random person on their story on december 5
by anonymous December 4, 2020
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April 5

the day that music died, Kurt cobain suicide was commited this day, its a tragic day
April 5 Curcobain died
by chupala1234567 April 7, 2022
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November 5

National kick your best friend day!!!! Talking to you Cathy Bathy......
November 5 was the day I hit my best friend
by Ndnsnsnnsnsnwnnsmsms November 1, 2020
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5 November

No sharing food day

On this day u don’t share ur food with anyone
Friend asked u for food u say it’s 5 November no sharing food day
by That_one_Girl_who_is_polish November 4, 2020
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Saturn 5

The biggest dildo ever made by man.
It was capable of fucking the sky to take people (such as the Crapollo and Fapollo asstronauts) to the Moon.

It fucked the sky harder than men could ever fuck women.
It created the most extreme form of rape by all definitions (such as sky rape and ear rape).

It was so powerful that even the Muslims heard and felt it’s almighty power, making them shout ALLAHU AKBAR until it disappeared into space.
Ben: I find dildos interesting to search on.
Gregory: Do you remember the Saturn 5?
Ben: Yeah, it took men to the Moon?
Gregory: I remember.
Ben: That must’ve been the biggest and most powerful dildo ever made.
Gregory: It sure was, and it could be felt so many miles away.
Ben: It must’ve raped everyone harder than anything else could.
Gregory: Yeah, even from miles away.
by gregben February 6, 2022
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November 5

Him:hey it’s november 5 want a hug?
Her:ya sure!!
by Haelynnlol November 4, 2021
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5 to 9

A part time job with few hours
I'm a full time student but I have a 5 to 9 at Domino's after class.
by Dynazty December 20, 2009
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