road drip

When someone takes a road trip and ejacuates at some point during the trek.

Oh man, I drove from San Diego to Tempe & when my girl gave me road head, the road trip turned into a road drip. Know what I mean?!?!

by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

road spam

Those roadside plastic signs advertising dating sites, furniture sales, diets, and work-at-home scams.

They are the guerrilla marketing equivalent of e-mail spam.

From the vast amount of oil-based plastic used to make them, it is clear that the energy crisis is a scam.

Mutt: Check this out, ima be rich an' skinny in 30 days !

Jeff: Yeah yeah. I saw that road spam sign too:

EARN 6 FIGURES
LOSE WEIGHT
GET GIRLS
CALL 1-555-4LOSERS

by TekRant June 17, 2010

Road Gloat

To observe or think about someone else's driving with triumphant and often malicious satisfaction, gratification, or delight.

She looked at the other driver who was pulled over by the police and couldn't help but Road Gloat over how good a driver she was.

by venivici March 5, 2009

Gravel Road

When the dirt road turns rocky with dingleberries and willnots.

I went down on that bitch, and drove her gravel road.

by Kimble Mooney March 2, 2008

road log

To take a shit on the side of the road cuz u cant make it to the restroom before you crap your pants

Kenny had to take a mean shit on the way to Grandmas house, so he made me pull over and he dropped a road log.

by wamboozled June 2, 2014

paving roads

when hash oil is smeared on a paper and rolled with either tobacco or bud. It simulates asphault being paved on a road when the oil is smeared on a paper.

darren had a half vile of oil so we were paving roads all night.

steve was paving roads all night.

want to hit up my bong?
nah, im game for paving roads though.

by fairf February 3, 2008

Road Rip

The act of ripping a bong while operating a motor vehicle or riding in a motor vehicle.

whats a good spot to post to take these bong rips?
Lets just cruise and take road rips.

by pearlybluntz September 1, 2011