July 1

Hottest person alive hands down

-Hey were you born on July 1st

-Yeha why ?
-no wonder your so hot

by User126627272728 May 24, 2021

october 1

ITS NATIONAL EXPOSE YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY

" omg did you make our relationship public ???? "
" yeah its october 1 , national expose your girlfriend day !! "

by browhogotyousmlinglikethat October 01, 2021

#1 fan

you are having sex with a beer cap on doggie style with a giant foam #1 finger on then you whisper in the girls ear the girl last night was better then try and stay in as long as you can

dude last night i gave jenni the #1 fan and stayed in for at least 7 seconds!!!

by iamthedylanator April 03, 2011

lol!!1

The appearance of the number 1 originates from chatting too fast; the shift key is released too early turning the ! into a 1.

omg lol!!1 he just ganked that pallie!

by Siemah October 01, 2006

September 1

National kiss or strip day

Oop it’s September 1st kiss or strip baby 💋

Hmmmm... strip 😉 your ego down because I’m good thanks.

by Lltyfit October 21, 2020

January 1

January 1 is national NUT in her face day. Just go up to her and spread ur new year nut all over her face!

January 1:Hey babe lemme nut in ur face real quick

by Big Daddy Sebas December 04, 2019

1/2 and 1/2

half a hand job followed by half a blow job

Yo mumma dished out 1/2 a wristy then politely finito wit 1/2 a buenny j (1/2 and 1/2)

by Ticketyboo's mate potsy August 23, 2015