Cheese mustache

The act of slapping your un-circumcised dick against your partners upper lip and leaving a trail of "smegma" behind, to create a "cheese mustache".

Bill bring your un-circ over here and give me a cheese mustache

by Stacheman69 November 27, 2010

mustache

a shock absorber for a high speed cock sucker

are you going to the cock sucking ralley tonight or are you gonna shave that mustache

by drock August 15, 2004

date rape mustache

n. See molester mustache. A thin, poor excuse for a mustache. Usually seen on white trash looking to pick up a piece at the bar. Not to be confused with the '70s porn stache

Man that guy creeps me out. He looks real dirty, he even has a date rape mustache.

by Mr. KoZ January 13, 2008

rock mustache

A cult symbol for coolness and the ability to chill at the highest level. This sign is made by putting your right hand in the rock position and bringing your index finger to where a mustache would be then proceeding to tap your chin with your small finger numerous times. When both hands are used next to eachother it is called "Too much rock for one mustache". When the small finger of the right hand is touching the index finger of the left hand then the symbol is called " Too much mustache for one rock"

Both of which are things you actually have to say or prepare to be destroyed by mighty zoltron.

(Double Rock Mustache) "Too much rock for one Mustache!!!"

by Angrycrow July 28, 2008

Mustang

Crap between the years of 1977 and 2003. Brought back to a promising life with the 2003 Cobra. Finally a boosted car.

Hey look, that mustang thinks he can beat my dsm.
Well, that mustang thought wrong.
I hope that mustang likes the talon logo on my tail light because he'll be seeing it all day.

by v8 killer December 4, 2003

ford mustang

Cars that were great in the sixties, had big ass engines in the seventies, had really bad technology in the eighties, and just plain suck ass now a days. Also used as an adjective meaning something really shitty.

Damn dude when that puked on my lap I was totally thinking "what a ford mustang!"

by shoesrbad March 25, 2003

Mustang

A slow want to be muscle car. For people that dont care if a car is fast, they just want it to look fast. People with bad taste that like to waste money love them. Almost as crapy as a rice burner

That guys not gay, he just likes slow cars. His Mustang is perfect for him.

by The real truth hurts July 18, 2009