Premasturbated murder

In law school, you learn this is murder 1 where the defendant knowingly planned the attack and jacked they penis off good to the thought of dead bodies and blood and guts

Joey got a conviction for premasturbated murder. He killed a dead body and ate its cock and jacked off to it

by D Flawless February 11, 2022

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murder hens

The deadliest mob in Minecraft.

Person 1: Do you see that murder hen?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Murder hens are dangerous, stay away!

by cowsareaspeciesofcattle(good) November 8, 2022

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Murder

A very funny prank to pull on your friends

I am going to murder you

by Randomrooster14 April 26, 2023

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Murder Murder Suicide

When one kills two people and then kills themselves.

After Jenna killed John and Nadia, she killed herself because she couldn't stand the thought of living without John. By doing this she committed Murder Murder Suicide.

by MewWinx96 June 17, 2012

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Hym "I mean, you know what I'm going to say, right? Get kikerbeard. Get REE-lon. Unless, of course, the give me my money. Ceo murder until I am retired. The pundits are covering for them too. The pundit have explicit knowledge of my role in the creation of AI and are covering it up for them."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2025

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