Muff Chaser

A 'Muff Chaser' is essentially an individual who disregards all notions of self-respect or indeed respect for his friends or those around him in his pursuit of the said 'Muff'. He is a modern day 'Benny Hill' but without the humour and is a totally desperate, pathetic excuse for a person.

That Alex is a such Muff Chaser!

What a fookin Muff Chaser!

by Cult Figure May 22, 2006

muff punt

when you quarterback snick a girls ass hole

My girl is pissed at me because I muff punted her last night

by calus clintiondicks January 21, 2019

muff is cabbage

1. A term used to describe the unhealthiness of one's (woman's) vagina.
2.) A nasty cabbage looking twat.

Eg. "Bro I went to go down on that girl at the party last night and realized she had a beat pussy!"
"Haha man her muff is cabbage!!"

by meefpeople March 09, 2014

Crush that muff

Eating vagina.

Yo, bro, did you crush that muff last night?

by Vagimothafuckinizzleface April 26, 2019

Muff clap

The act of accidentally smacking the vagina, whilst attempting a smack to the butt.

“He approached his bent-over girlfriend to give her a swat, when she shifted and received a stinging muff clap.”

by Vitalogist January 13, 2020

muff rag

a thong or any skimpy female underwear

I kept the girl's muff rag as a souvenir of the night before

by evilfeller21 June 01, 2009

Muff Train

When 3 or more girls are in row eating each other out.

Chew-chew The 3 bitches are on the muff train.

by The Horny Batman February 27, 2011