Montgomery Biscuit

The cumshot that gets your sister pregnant.

Jimmy-Bob: “What’d you do this weekend Cletus?”
Cletus: “I did a Montgomery Biscuit.”
Jimmy-Bob: “Congrats, fourth one for y’all right?”

by SisterLover69 August 30, 2025

Monterthony

The act of inserting 3 fingers into a man's (has to be above 6ft) asshole, spreading in a wide, triangular shape.

I slept with some guy yesterday, gave him a Monterthony before we fucked.

by galacticalgmd September 12, 2025

Montez

My first love. I did him so wrong and no amount of words or apologies would ever make up for how much I hurt him. I made so many excuses for why I did what I did, when overall I was hurting. I was going through a lot and I wasn’t happy with myself, so I took it out on him. Nothing was his fault and he didn’t deserve anything that I ever did to him. I truly loved him, and honestly still do to this day. He’s happy now with a family of his own, but sometimes I still want to tell him the truth about everything and what he deserves to know. I’m sorry for cheating, lying and manipulating you because I wasn’t happy with myself.

1: Hey, you still talk to Montez?
2: No. Montez was a good dude.

by I want to stay anonymous November 8, 2025

Teeyon-Montgomery

the perfected art of 1. falling down multiple sets of stairs, able to make the turns necessary to continue down the next flight 2. fake passing out in front of perceived authority figures (such as bosses, teachers, etc.)

(pulling fire alarms for fun is known as an 'Aires')

hey, let's play a prank on the teacher....i'm going to Teeyon-Montgomery down these steps.

by xhuman August 26, 2012

Simon Montgomery

Someone who doesn't understand the definition of nicknames.

Im Simon Montgomery I don't understand shit about nicknames.

by BPaws August 16, 2016

mackenzie montez

A cute and wonderful girl! She’s so hot but doesn’t know it. She’s sweet, nice, friendly. She has a big booty. She can always make your day when you are sad, by just her beautiful smile. If you ever meet her, don’t let her go, or you will regret it. She doesn’t let people hurt her or the people that are close to her. She’s been through a hard tragedy, but, it’s nothing that she can’t handle. She seems shy, but is really just a weirdo. She’ll be precious in your life. Don’t let her go.

Girl: Have you met Mackenzie Montez?
Girls2: Yeah, she is so sweet

by True True Babe/Bro/Girl October 12, 2017

Brennen Montgomery

Sexy, hot, handsome

Brennen Montgomery is a sexy boy who plays fortnite to much and then sleeps all day

by Brennen Montgomery August 1, 2018