monster times

See monster plus

The same as a monster plus cocktail in spoons, except with the addition of anywhere between 3-7 extra vodkas.

Has, in all seriousness, been known to turn people's shite green
"mate fuck monster plus i'm gonna get a monster times.... my ring's gonna go mad in the mornin tho"
by Jonty September 08, 2004
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bag monster

The strong force that breaks down your will power and pulls you into bed even though you need to study, go to class, go to work, go to church, or just want reply to email, or text, or surf Urban Dictionary.
"The bag monster finally caught me, gnsd." :)
by somone u used to love... April 21, 2013
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meme monster

one who relates to all the memes on the internet
Michelle you are such a meme monster i have tagged you like 30 times today
by BEN AKA OI BEN October 12, 2016
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fake monster

1) Someone putting up a front.
2) Lying about a big penis.
1) He says he fights a lot but he's a fake monster.

2)You better watch out for that fake monster in Matt's pants.
by fakemonster July 28, 2005
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Awkward Monster

Someone that's awkwardly huge/tall
Word created by Ruby
"Woah that girl is such an awkward monster"
"Yeah you're right! She's so tall"
by jelydas March 30, 2010
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Woods Monster

A feral creature known to inhabit the woods of Vermont. Similar to the Jersey Devil, many have spotted this creature but none have confirmed video footage. It appears to be female and lives on a diet of alcohol and pickles. If you see it emerge from the woods, do not make eye contact and don’t make sudden movements. Offerings of alcohol are often made by local men in order to gain the trust of Woods Monster.
Did you see that?! It just crossed the road in front of us. I think it was a Woods Monster. It’s real!
by Orbert83 August 14, 2020
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Candy-monster

someone whom buys or eat too much candy. person may also be greedy and doesn't share their candy.
sophie is a HUGE candy-monster. she doesn't share her andy EVER.
by mindyola October 11, 2010
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