Messy bits

A saying used to demean an unattractive or undesirable object, also and commonly referring to those of the opposite sex.

An adjective

can also be used to describe a situation

Phoenix: where's your birthday party at mate?
Alex: Ashley's house
Phoenix: Messy bits

Alex: Did you see that time the postman threw up all over his jeans?
Phoenix: yes mate Messy bits!
Alex:messy bits indeed brosé
Phoenix: yeah Don't Whitey in the hedge postman!

by ehhhh dickhead May 26, 2011

Meskey

Being as good as Messi and Heskey put together.

I was having such a good game yesterday, my coach started calling me Meskey!

by StigmaaH November 24, 2011

messy trunks

Taking a shit in your swimming trunks, putting them on someone's head and slapping their back to make them breathe in

The action of being the target of messy trunks is "Messy Trunk'd"

by Momentual Grief Process April 1, 2015

Mesexual

Mesexual when you are sexually attracted to yourself and love yourself more then anyone else

Person:1 god I love myself so much
Person:2 sounds like your Mesexual to me

by Jjwhahabahshs December 8, 2017

Meshva

A kind, nice caring person, whose normally hangs out with a group of friends. She is a confident girl and probably has already hd her first boyfriend

Omg, Meshva I haven't seen you in ages.

by and_i11111 November 5, 2020

Straight Mess

Someone who is disheveled looking, doesn't have their act together, and just looks like the have no idea what is going on.

That girl that came over to the house looked like a straight mess if you ask me?!!!

by Kate Koplik July 31, 2006

shitty mess

just the worst kind of mess, one involving shit. shitty to clean up, shitty to behold.

junipers diaper was hanging half off his ass in the car. it is a shitty mess. it is a shitty mess.

by viciousk March 13, 2008