MATE-A-MORPHISES

MATE-A-MORPHISES .THE.SUPRISINGLY QUICK TRANSFORMATION WHEN A CASUAL DATING ACQUAINTANCE SUDDENLY TAGS YOU AS THEIR FIANCEE' WITHOUT A PROPOSAL..

SARAH HAD TO DUMP JACK AFTER HE HAD THAT MATE-A-MORPHISES

by Maak4060 March 4, 2019

Check Mate

When you are urinating in an empty washroom, and another man decides to use the urinal directly next to you instead of choosing literally any other urinal to pee in. After which, scoping your penis with a quick glance.

"Dude I swear to god you could of chosen any other urinal, but instead you check mate me..."

by kekmon 2 May 23, 2018

wet mate

an upside down crab trying to anally rape the air.

Dude, I totally saw a wet mate yesterday.

by m8belarge April 17, 2016

Mate

Reese...bottom of Caleb

Reese can't wait to be bottom Mate

by Aboveground January 3, 2023

oi mate

go heck yourself, if you say it it means that

oi mate, becky!

by kefnjnamwidnjwdnewuew September 25, 2020

Mates

People who will drink together

I drink ... no I drink .... i drink at your place? We drink. We mates

by Justvibinggg268 January 9, 2020

This boy doesn't know shit about football mate

When a stupid guy/girl doesn't know anything about football

Isaac-"CR7 is the GOAT of football"
Smart guy-"This boy doesn't know shit about football mate"

by Abdi Carlos April 12, 2018