Fuck all mate just finished up a breakdown

Had an undeclared sly

Fuck all mate just finished up a breakdown- Spoon

by Millers1995 August 09, 2024

manlet mating ritual

The disgraceful yet amusing manlet mating ritual occurs when a gaggle of diminutive and desperate manlets meet up in a public place, mostly in front of basketball arenas, strip down to bikinis and high heels, oil each other up and then awkwardly gyrate to Skee-Lo's "I Wish" as they sing along in their high-pitched manletspeak, all the while internally cursing and swearing at the heavens for dooming them to a comical and dwarflike existence constantly marred by the ravages of the merited mortification universally known as manletism.

Hey, why are those cheerleaders dancing around in front of the arena over there - isn't the halftime performance usually enacted inside? Oh, it's just a manlet mating ritual - the silly manlets do it every month. Have the microscopic manlet boys ever attracted any women? Lol, of course not! Short people got no reason. Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator August 22, 2024

Relay-Mate

The integral part of any system, network or hardware setup that can be blamed for errors, disconnections or authentication problems if you have no idea: A. How the system is configured B. How to fix it (or) C. it's 4:47pm on a Friday afternoon and ya really can't be arsed to do any more work... I mean what child ever says " I want to be a network engineer when I grow up"?

Fecked if I know what the problem is, i'm just a network engineer. I called Head office and they said "It's Yer Relay-Mate"

by IT Dude 2 January 31, 2023

Twitch-Mate

Someone you enjoy watching on stream. usually open communication and the streamer comments back,

FoxenKin the Perfect Twitch-Mate

by God of Spoken Words April 18, 2020

MATE-A-MORPHISES

MATE-A-MORPHISES .THE.SUPRISINGLY QUICK TRANSFORMATION WHEN A CASUAL DATING ACQUAINTANCE SUDDENLY TAGS YOU AS THEIR FIANCEE' WITHOUT A PROPOSAL..

SARAH HAD TO DUMP JACK AFTER HE HAD THAT MATE-A-MORPHISES

by Maak4060 March 05, 2019

mating spree

when your in a spree of fucking hoes and slaying bitches.

"damn, man's on a mating spree"

by hotjunglecheetos July 26, 2022

Soz mate

“Soz mate” a UK graffiti term used for when an artist vandalises another artists painting as is caught.

The culprit with often start spouting “soz mate” and shake everyone’s hands

Artist 1: Oi did you go over my painting?!

Artist 2: Soz Mate let me shake your hands!

by Wolf.circles February 05, 2023