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PORNIC mass

a mass found in pornic, France where every participant cums into a chalice and the pope drinks it for Jesus Christ. The bloodier the cum, the better. Every participant follows the cummy bible, the only holy bible made from the dried cum of Jesus Christ thousands of years prior. If people to not accept their daily cum injection, they will be whipped ruthlessly in the name of Jesus Christ. Their asscheeks are spread wider than the average person’s because of the countless cum injections pumped into their asshole. And also they hate carrots.
Fuckass: Would you like to learn the Bible?
Fagass: No. Haven't you heard about PORNIC mass?
Fuckass: What the hell? No.
Fagass: The PORNIC mass involves the Cummy Bible.
Fuckass: kys иди нахуй.
Fagass: i don't speak Ukraine war.
by anonymous October 3, 2023
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Mass

Mass is a guy who smells like diarrea and farts, he knows it too.

His DOL is very big tho.
USGA: YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT AND FARTS, I LOVE THUMASH!!!
MASS: NO I LOVE YOU DADDY I DONT SMELL LIKE SHIT AND FARTS!!!
by poq sloq October 6, 2022
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Mass-M-Mess

A text message (SMS) that is sent to multiple recipients, resulting in multiple replies that one can only respond to by extensive multi-tasking.
"I Mass-M-Mess'd the potluck party invitation to, like, 100 people, and now I need an Excel spreadsheet to figure out who's coming and who's bringing what?"
by Merlot69 April 30, 2009
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Lean Mass Hyper-Responder

The term "lean mass hyper-responder" was coined by software engineer David Feldman on July 3, 2017 while posting in his low-carb diet blog: "Cholesterol Code." The blog post called "Are you a Lean Mass Hyper-responder?" quickly circulated through the low-carb community.

As background, the original term "hyper-responder" was already used by dietary professionals for years prior to Feldman's blog post. And in dietary literature, a "hyper-responder" is someone who adopts a low-carb diet, then experiences dramatic cholesterol elevation. So when Feldman wrote his 2017 blog article, he co-opted "hyper-responder," and crafted his new term "lean mass hyper-responder" to describe what he believes is a metabolically unique sub-set of all hyper-responders. Specifically, some hyper-responders begin a low-carb diet while already in possession of a very lean body mass. And yet in spite of this, they still --quite counter-intuitively-- respond with extreme cholesterol elevation. Additionally, these subjects experience a marked decrease in triglycerides, while exhibiting excellent metabolic health. The entire phenomenon defied a long-standing metabolic theory called "The Lipid Energy Model," presenting a scientific conundrum for Feldman.

Feldman believed that all this was a significant observation worth exploring. And his efforts eventually led to a 2023 research project called "The Lean Mass Hyper-Responder Study" led by Dr. Matthew Budoff and Dr. Nicholas Norwitz at Lundquist, UCLA.
IN A SENTENCE: "Steve has always been a tall, skinny, beanpole of a guy. And then when he went on the carnivore diet, he was still skinny, but his cholesterol went through the roof. His doc said that overall he's pretty healthy, so he might just be a lean mass hyper-responder."
by Innocent Byproduct December 13, 2023
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Sunday mass

The Bible says that Jesus did not rest on the 7th day therefore implying that he was working on sunday. This term means that you shall not rest even on Sundays becuase Jesus did not rest on sundays
Eric: Hey jack, how many times do you work out in a week
Jack: 7
Eric: What, even on Sundays
Jack: Yeah bro, gotta get that Sunday mass in
by PercaBeast October 22, 2022
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mass spectrology

1. when large groups of people speculate about the future by reading the stars

2. when large groups of people attempt to predict the future of Arlen Specter's political career by reading the stars
According to mass spectrology, Arlen's chances are over.
by karibu July 20, 2010
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The mass pass

The mass pass is like the n-word pass but you can make jokes about fat people the mass pass can be given out by any chubby/fat person.
Dude: hey man can you give me the mass pass
Friend: no
by LordHeadAss445 January 6, 2020
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