Marley's Razor

The idea that one's admission to a greater offense is not conclusive evidence of the commission of a lesser offense.

Proposed by Kmele Foster and derived from Bob Marley's "I Shot the Sheriff," in which the narrator admits to shooting the sheriff, but not the deputy.

"I'm looking at the Trump administration's response to the criticism that they're overstating things or that the Iranian strike actually went badly, when it does in fact seem like one of those cases where Marley's Razor applies, and while they may lie with some great regularity, it might be the case that this time, they are more right than wrong, and that the strike was potentially a lot more effective than they thought." Kmele Foster on Tangle podcast, 6/29/25.

by Infinitecypher July 1, 2025

marble hole

A sad place where none Italian men's lives go to die or s/s/s sum stoopid shet

She blew kisses at guys with her top side marble hole and I fell in.

by sinrlifemattrs October 24, 2025

Marley

one of the most beautiful things in the world. a marley usually has blonde hair, is tall, and has the clearest skin ever. it will dazzle people with its beauty. if you havent met a marley yet, i pray for you. most people fall in love with marleys, but make sure u find the right marley because there are some weird marleys out there.

person 1: What's that?
person 2: That, my friend, is a marley. take the beauty in

by PseudonymPro January 14, 2026

gnarley marley

The act of taking a shit while smoking marijuana. Can also be the act of just smoking in a shitter. such as a porta jhon. One of the single greatest experiences life has to offer.

Dude theres alot of people around but a wanna smoke...screw it ill go in the john and take a gnarley marley.

by DocBoos March 7, 2011

mixing marbles

mixing one's marbles: someone confusing people/things, unintential.

As opposed to losing marbles which can mean loosing grip of a situation or things, usually uttered in a frustrated manner, "I am losing my marbles".

You are mixing your marbles, you should have sent the package to me, not to Keith.

There is no mixing marbles.

by mixed_marble May 2, 2011

Fighting Marbles

A term, coined by Pinky, to describe the ongoing combat between his two testicles while wearing tight pants.

Also a useful term for situations where tightie-whities are worn.

Don't anger me, my fighting marbles are anticipating combat.

by Tiny Finger March 27, 2013

Ross marley

Typical caveman style human. Still working out how to use a Nokia 3310.

He doesn't know where the power button is.. typical Ross Marley.

by johno8 September 15, 2016