Looseless

To be utterly, incomprehensibly useless. The verb to be inherently bad or to be loose.
The act or instance of being inordinately useless.
The act or instance in which a person is engaging in useless or needless activity.

'Andy you are so looseless'

'That short player is lololololoooselesssss'

'Their mid awp is a l-l-l-looooselesser.'

by Looseless short player January 13, 2009

lolzerko

LOLzerko / LOL-zerko / lolzerko: LOLzerko is a bastardization of the commonly used "LOL". The vast majority of lol-users aren't actually laughing out loud when they use the word lol. Thus, lolzerko serves to convey heightened emotion, in an elevated form even beyond lol in full caps; lol or LOL just don't cut it anymore, now that users' audiences grasp the fact that there isn't actually any laughing happening out loud.

Originated among folks in the San Francisco Bay Area population, adoption of lolzerko has gradually increased in Midwestern and Northeastern populations.

Adj. That's the most lolzerko shirt I've seen. We should definitely buy it.

Int. Lolzerko! Did she really say that to him? What a shut-down.

See also: lol, lmao, rofl, lawl, lolol, 120, 101

by thatguyintheusofa December 7, 2013

loose toque

A loose toque is a term used to define liberal hippies in Canada.

Look at that loose toque over there, eating in vegan, gluten free... and wearing their ethically sourced, organic clothing. They are definitely voting for the green party next election.

by jdmcdona March 2, 2014

Loose Noodle

when a man's penis protrudes through the opening of his boxers

Ted: Why don't you go ahead and take a seat, Mike.

Mike: I would Ted, but every time i've sat down today i've caught a bad case of loose noodle.

by despicvble July 18, 2015

loose penis

when one's penis has a small shaft

you have a loose penis matt

by ronchacolucha September 30, 2015

loose wrench

When a woman is so loose, she must twist her hips to apply pelvic torque for you to feel anything. The term may be applied either to the technique, or the individual who must utilize it.

After the sixth kid, my wife was a loose wrench.

by AnikcuF October 2, 2015

Loose Blimp

A wasteful government program that is kept alive solely because of the amount of money already dumped into it.

Refers to the $2.7 billion useless and barely functioning military surveillance blimp that broke loose from its mooring in 2015 near Baltimore in 2015 and wrecked everything as it floated off to Pennsylvania.

Obamacare is a loose blimp.

by Matt Haarington December 28, 2015