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Liquid stranger 

When you go to fart and realise you’ve accidentally wet sharted yourself.
Lou: “Ah fuck, I thought it was safe but I’ve just had a liquid stranger!”
Liquid stranger by Calisraving December 22, 2023

liquid nut butter 

A term for “almond milk” commonly used in Amish-populated areas, particularly Ohio and Pennsylvania.
Person 1: “Do you want some milk?”
Person 2: “No, I’m lactose intolerant. I’ll have the liquid nut butter instead.”
liquid nut butter by LostGirl1231 February 12, 2024

Liquid Centipede 

Giving a centipede is sticking a swirly straw down a man’s penis, then pouring liquid poop down the straw. You the. Take the straw out, and let the shit into his penis. The man then pisses on his parters face, putting a mix of liquid shit and piss together.
I gave her a sweet liquid centipede last night!
He gave me a liquid centipede last night.

liquid life

The only name for semen that properly acknowledges its connection to God
Noah: Dear lord, please allow liquid life to flow like the flood buoying this ark or else we are all going extinct

liquid gorilla fun 

When a very hairy male gets naked so that they can masturbate.
Dammit Jerry, can't you have you liquid gorilla fun at your own home?

Liquid chunky poopy butt sex 

When you have butt sex wit a girl the putt you butts together and shit into each others butts then have liquid shit and she has chunky poop then mix them together and start swishing it in ur mouth and gargle it then spit in in her mouth and she spits it in a cup drinks half of it and spits the other half in ur butt and penis hole
Yo gugardo did you have liquid chunky poopy butt sex last night with that fat Trans woman named Janna the pizza a hut