ur dad lesbian

the greatest insult in the universe/ the only insult greater than "ur mom gay"

normie: ur mom gay
Chad: ur dad lesbian
normie: SHiitt *fucking has a heart attack and fucking implodes

by @_gay.icon_ December 3, 2020

Lesbian sex story

I always found my step sister Larissa hot. She has really big boobs and long blonde hair. One day she was laying on her bed with a really small bra and undies doing something on her phone. I layed next to her and I asked her what she was doing, she said that she was just texting her boyfriend. Ofcourse I got really jealous but I acted like everything was normal. I got onto her and I hugged her, moments later she was kissing me on the lips and I kissed her back. She got up and undressed revealing her enormous boobs and her chubby vagina. She pulled me by my hand and started undressing me also. I was really confused if this was a dream or not because I never thought she was gonna do this to me. She pushed me on the bed and started sucking my right boob. I moaned and asker her "Larissa, what about your ahh~ boyfriend?". She replied with "Ugh don't worry about him, he is a loser and I always loved you". She started licking my pussy while playing with my boobs. "AHHH LARISSA BAE I'M GONNA CUMMM~",

"Hahahae your such a drama queen bae, your pussy is D-LICIOUS!". I cummed on her face while moaning her name. I got up and pinned her against the wall and I bit her soft nipple. She moaned in delight while I kept biting her nipple. I pushed her on the bed and layed the opposite direction of where she was laying and while our pussies were touching each other. We both cummed in our pussies. And now we are married and we are having lesbian sex every day! I hope you liked my Lesbian sex story

by LunaTheLesbian February 17, 2022

lesbian

A woman that loves getting it on with other women. Unfortunatley, these types of women DO NOT like getting it on with men.

"Those lesbians are getting crazy over there...that's some hot shit!"

by Ang December 17, 2002

lesbian sex

The sex between to females. know as lesbian sex or fucking can happen with a dildo

when i came home from work i walked in on my girl fingering herself. she then stood up and told me to eat her out witch i did. after a min she cum all over my mouth. after i sucked her dry i stood up and started kissing her. then she riped off my cloths and went straight to my 36DD and started sucking them. while i was pinching her nipples she fingered my soaking wet pussy. then she started rubbing her pussy againts mine and she was now soaked as me. befor i came i pushed her down and turned around and started eating her out again. then she started licking my juice off my pussy, and sucking real hard. then i shot my chum right in her mouth.befor i could make her cum she got up and went into r bed room and came out with my dildo. i spread my legs wide when she sat infrount of me. then she ramed my 15" cock into my pussy. befor i knew it i was cumming and she was licking me up. it was the best lesbian sex i had that week.

by FuckMeGurl July 8, 2006

Lesbian boomerang

Being a lesbian, quitting it for a while and coming back to it. Like Rob of The Automatic.

"haha rob started as a lesbian, went away from it then came back to it" - bansheee
"like a lesbian boomerang" - squiddly.

Rob of The Automatic would be the original and quintessential "lesbian boomerang".

by Squiddly December 10, 2008

Lesbi-dyke

An un-harsh and affecionate term for my mummy and my new mummy and a great icebreaker when telling my friends.

In the workplace:

"I hate gays"
"Why? There's nothing wrong with them"
"Why, are you gay?"
"No, but my mum is a lesbi-dyke!"

by Lee2mummies March 3, 2010

Lesbian Web

The East Coast Sex-Web of Lesbians. Connecting multiple girls to each other through sexual relations and actions.

Most girls in the web can connect them self to any other lesbian by default from their previous or future partners.

"Did you know Emily slept with Casey and then Tiffany?"
"Add them to the Lesbian Web"

"Do you know that girl?
"Not really, but I think she's part of the Lesbian Web"

by Evoking Elly May 2, 2010