Dickhead is so intellectually lazy, I just saw him call his wife to tell her he'll be fucking his girlfriend tonight.
by Elswt August 15, 2016
A man or woman who is stingy with oral sex.
Someone who will fake an injury to get out of pleasuring their partner.
An ex lover who you look back and realize they always received but never gave
Someone who will fake an injury to get out of pleasuring their partner.
An ex lover who you look back and realize they always received but never gave
Now that I think about it I was always giving oral and I don't think she ever did...she is such a lazy licker McGee
I was always working that poll, and he never went down under.
I was always working that poll, and he never went down under.
by Mr. jashary January 09, 2009
by LsKBC May 16, 2015
put clothes straight from the washing machine into the clothes dryer especially when its a perfect day
see putrid monster in law umpa lumpa chicken pig
see putrid monster in law umpa lumpa chicken pig
no ones home no one will know i cant be bothered walking all that way to the clothes line and fumbling down 2 stairs it must be all of 15 metres to get there oh i so fuckn fat and lazy ill just run their power bill up to the hilt and in the mean time i will check out whats on offer down at the food halls
by Mark August 07, 2004
When a man is sitting on the coutch and a lady friend comes to sit by you and you stick your thumb out for her to sit on.
by dirtbiker1488 July 22, 2009
When you have been sitting and squirming around intensely and decide to get up really fast, this causes major dizziness and cause you to go blind for around 2-3 seconds.
this is usually sometimes enjoyable.
this is usually sometimes enjoyable.
by i get beat by my parents September 19, 2018
by TacoSaturdayIsADay July 30, 2021