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Lauren

Someone who loves her brother and loves to do incest with him
Look it Lauren having sex with karl
by Jesse Dylan-Lowe November 29, 2021
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she has a beautiful smile that can light up any dark room. her eyes are a gorgeous shade of blue and anyone who looks into them will instantly fall in love. lauren is the prettiest, talented, and purest girl in this entire world. she never fails to put you in a good mood.
lauren a big butt
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Typically smells like ranch dressing unless you get her on a good day. She will often braid her hair with old potatoes and sniffs peoples buttholes on a whim. Cannot do anything except itch herself and breakout in hives.
Person: Have you seen Lauren!?
Me: No but I can smell her from here
by Dr. Cool with an H December 11, 2021
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Typically smells like ranch dressing unless you get her on a good day. She will often braid her hair with old potatoes and sniffs peoples buttholes on a whim. Cannot do anything except itch herself and breakout in hives.
Person: Have you seen Lauren!?
Me: No but I can smell her from here
by Dr. Cool with an H December 11, 2021
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Lauren is a beautiful girl. Her only two flaws are her leprechaun hair and alcohol addiction. Once the alcohol hits, the boys showing up at 2am hit harder. But don’t worry she’ll tell you the next day that she won’t ever drink again. Those are lies. She’s like sexy Patrick with fish nets and forgets what she says she won’t do ever again every five seconds. However, she is very animal friendly. She likes to enjoy presence with sloths as those suit her hobbies and traits most, nothing. Anyways, she is an amazing softball player and so learned how to catch absolute shit. Some of her top catches are horny knock off frat boys. If you have a lauren in your life, never lose her, she might end up in the lost and found and steal water bottles.
“Hey this girl said she wasn’t going to fall for me for the 6283th time but she did.” “Well duhh she’s a lauren
by Dontdropthesoup69 January 19, 2022
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Lauren Does weird things
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