grapefruit launcher

An excessively large exhaust pipe on a car. Also known as a fart can, these usually sound quite loud and can be found on inferior cars that have been "tricked out," somewhat derrogitorily called Ricers.

Damn, look at the grapefruit launcher on that POS Civic over there. I heard that thing coming a mile away!

by Brad D. November 25, 2006

Dick Launching

An experience men get when their penis becomes hard faster than normal.

"That Dance Video was Dick Launching."

"F*CK ME! I am really Dick Launching now! Shit!!!"

by Dan G. Evans January 9, 2009

Tortoise Launcher

Where defacating takes place into the inner workings of a high-powered vacuum. The vacuum is then set in the reverse operation to ejaculate your steaming excraments at very high velocity into the face of your loved one.

Dude, Wilbur totally screwed up my vacuum when he gave your girlfriend one wicked Tortoise Launcher.

by Wyatt Erp January 21, 2010

Lunch-Over

Going out for a big lunch and then having to return to work.

"I don't want to do anything this afternoon, I have a lunch-over."

by GSP and JF March 26, 2009

Lunchner

luhnch-ner

–noun
1. a heavy midafternoon meal between lunch and dinner, typically enjoyed on weekends

origin - made popular in the 2010s in London. Has since taken on a global following.

Benefits - allows the diner to enjoy an extravagant feast whilst removing the downside. Because lunchner replaces both lunch and dinner, it saves time, reduces net calorie intake and leaves one with a lighter stomach before bedtime.

Jack's been pouring over the spreadsheets all afternoon, building up an appetite for lunchner!

by DelightTeam November 3, 2010

organic lunch

Organic Lunch is another saying for Blow Job. It can be a flirtatious saying that can be used in the workforce without being obvious. Todays version of "Let's do coffee".

What did you do for lunch Mary? "I had am organic lunch".

-or-

Are you watching your carbs Mary?

by William Kosagi January 11, 2008

bitch lunch

when you made plans to go out to lunch with a girl, for purposes of getting or setting up future poon. But then the homies want to go out to lunch and you can't because you have bitch lunch.

Nah I can't go to Subway today dude, I have bitch lunch with that one girl.

Man I can't believe you have bitch lunch with that brownbag.

by Luck Hampleton May 29, 2008