Lee Lag

Synonomous for the name Keelah, Lee Lag is quite fond of auto coreccting a young African-American girl's name with this term. Although not defined anywhere else on the world wide web, Lee Sin Lag happens to be the name of a Japanese fighting game character who seems to be quite popular in the gaming world.

According to the theory of deduction. Lee Sin Lag is cool. Lee Lag means Keelah. Thefore, Keelah is cool.

( If A to B, then B to C)

"I asked Siri to email Keelah again and it changed it to Lee Lag once more. Man, that chick must be really cool."

by Just a fun loving intern. June 28, 2013

fête-lag

Extreme tiredness or inability to sleep at regular times during the week (especially on a monday) due to late hours kept on the weekend.

Oh my god, after Glastonbury festival, I'm totally fête-lagged

by Crixy August 26, 2013

Booty on Lag

A person that is underage who has to wait to have sex with someone who is 18.

"Would you have sex with that girl?"asked person one
"I'd tap that but I got that Booty on Lag"said person two

by Vaererer February 24, 2012

Knob Lag

The condition of knob lag is contacted from to much sexual contact. Knob lag may last several days until one is fully recharge sexualy. The issue of knob lag is especially pronounced for people in long term relationships, prostitutes and gigolos.

Male- My penis is falling to oneside and is dribbling

Doctor- I think you have 'Knob Lag' from to much sexual intercourse

Male- Thats because I have a 12inch penis and my wifes gagging for it everynight

by Knob Lag August 14, 2012

Bet Lag

The phenomenon that occurs when the losing party of a bet repeatedly forgets to grant the winning party its winnings due to apparent "memory loss".

Bet Winner: Do you have my 5 bucks today?

Bet Loser: Sorry, it's in my other wallet. Tomorrow for sure

Bet Winner: Damn, you have some serious bet lag!

by lagmaster69 October 14, 2011

LAG

In an effort to eliminate hurtful homophobic slang from our American slang, please say LAG when ever you are tempted to call someone a FAG.

Homophobia is not cool. LOVE is. Thank you to every single homosexual couple that adopts a child anywhere in the world. Heaven and Hell salute you.

Omigod you're acting like such a LAG, just go say hi to that horny girl already. You know she will totally let you bone her in her b'dunk'a'dunk

by American Unity Movement June 28, 2011

Lag Skating

When one's lag in a video game causes them to randomly slide around as though they are ice skating.

My connection is so bad I'm just lag skating around! This sucks!

by FlakJack July 1, 2011