some singer dude that my dad threw his underwear at for a good laugh on a business trip, lol. True story! It was the night I was born, no joke.
by Starchiiild Nirvana. August 10, 2009
Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales
Stare at the beautiful women
"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."
-Counting Crows, August And Everything After
Stare at the beautiful women
"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."
-Counting Crows, August And Everything After
by Modesto Max July 31, 2006
by Anna K McCarthy April 05, 2008
1. the best baseball player to ever play the sport no 1 is better than him no matter what u say # 25 for the best mlb team (atlanta braves)
Andruw Jones is the best.
by Derka Abdul September 04, 2006
by Terpits August 09, 2007
When a teacher gets laid the night before and comes in to the lesson doing unexpected acts of niceness or easy work/group role plays. However, if they have not been laid, they will come into the lesson and be very grouchy, often leading to students being sent out for minor things.
Person 1: Why are we doing role plays in a Business lesson?
Person 2: Maybe she got boned. Remember the Jones Theory?
Person 1: Ah yeah. That explains it!
Person 2: Maybe she got boned. Remember the Jones Theory?
Person 1: Ah yeah. That explains it!
by The nefarious ween February 28, 2011
by Becky December 01, 2004