chair jockey

Someone who only works in the office at his desk. Usually used to define someone who used to do field work, but due to promotions and age, only sits in a chair and watches others work for him.

Will and I used to inspect bridges together for the state, but ever since he turned 40 and got that promotion, he's nothing but a chair jockey now, barking orders to everyone out working in the field.

by flowplow March 5, 2009

nob jockie

meaning cock head or dickhead or a rude comment made to someone being a jackass

nikki: hey lish! did u see the way that guy was acting?

lish: yeah he was being such a nob jockie

by niklish December 9, 2008

Tiny Jockey

To place ones testicles atop anothers erect penis and swing them back and forth in the manner of a jockey until ejaculation is achieved.

Whippet gave me a brilliant tiny jockey last night!

by Red Handed Jack1 October 21, 2009

Toilet Jockey

Strictly a Male based role. When using a urinal in a Club or Pub another man feels the need to converse, normally making eye contact, just to make the situation even more awkward.

Guy 1: "How'd it go last night with that girl?"

Guy 2 "Dude! Every time I had a piss there was a toilet jockey talking at me. Completely put me off my stride "

by Ashbk February 3, 2010

nut jockey

The definition of nut jockey is a women who loves the nuts, she is on them like a jockey on a race horse. Riding them hard and fast.

Your such a nut jockey Wiggles.

by Wiggles from the field. August 28, 2010

Ass Jockey

One who rides a donkey Ass Jockey

Did u hear the horse track is racing with donkeys now? Murph is racing today, i didn't know he was an Ass Jockey.

by nate nizzle March 20, 2015

jockeybrawl

A total clusterfuck with an added element of the ridiculous.

Work was a total jockeybrawl today. An entire semi full of chickens tipped over on the jobsite.

by whitey72475 August 12, 2011