Tom Jones

some singer dude that my dad threw his underwear at for a good laugh on a business trip, lol. True story! It was the night I was born, no joke.

Tom Jones was part of my birth story. xD

by Starchiiild Nirvana. August 9, 2009

Mr. Jones

Junk, Penis, Dick, Peter, Flesh Rocket

Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales
Stare at the beautiful women
"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."
-Counting Crows, August And Everything After

by Modesto Max July 31, 2006

gethin jones

The term for someone who has a strong outward appearance of gayness.

To Jahan: "You are such a Gethin Jones"

by Anna K McCarthy April 5, 2008

Andruw Jones

1. the best baseball player to ever play the sport no 1 is better than him no matter what u say # 25 for the best mlb team (atlanta braves)

Andruw Jones is the best.

by Derka Abdul September 4, 2006

Tom Jones

Extremely hungry / extreme hunger.

I have not eaten since breakfast. Tom Jones na ko!

by Terpits August 11, 2007

The Jones Theory

When a teacher gets laid the night before and comes in to the lesson doing unexpected acts of niceness or easy work/group role plays. However, if they have not been laid, they will come into the lesson and be very grouchy, often leading to students being sent out for minor things.

Person 1: Why are we doing role plays in a Business lesson?

Person 2: Maybe she got boned. Remember the Jones Theory?

Person 1: Ah yeah. That explains it!

by The nefarious ween March 15, 2011

Penis Jones

a constant hinderance; always there and ready

MJ is such a penis jones, not anything like a beezley}

by Becky November 30, 2004