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Jewish Blowy

When you pay a Hasidic Jew to give you oral sex behind a bakery while reciting prayers from the Tanakh.
GUY 1- "Yo just got a Jewish Blowy yesterday"
GUY 2- "Noice"
by DIENUM April 13, 2024
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Jewish jizzkit

Its where a bunch of Jewish guys stand around and wank on a penny and whoever releases last has to keep the penny in their wallet for a week and then use it in a large grocery store
Dude I just got stuck with a Jewish jizzkit and its Friday!
by thebarncrafter May 26, 2022
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Jewish ice cream slab

When the holocaust Jewish people where melted with gas and their skin turned to jelly and froze in the cold times as blocks
They found so many Jewish ice cream slabs in the winter of 1945 in Germany
by Bumbutter69 August 8, 2021
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Jewish Jew

A jew who is way too obsessed with jewdaism.
by YahFamBoiTony December 7, 2017
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jewish saddle

A person u really don't like who usually does things for other people just to fit in like an absolute twat
by TheJewDestroyer123 July 28, 2017
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Jewish Apple

A handgrenade, due to the fact that German Army members would often make Jews chew on them like apples before they exploded.
Jerry: We’re getting a new supply of Jewish Apples next Tuesday.
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!
by .TheEel January 30, 2020
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Jewish Tub

Look at that hoe she's a jewish tub.
by JewishTub August 4, 2017
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