Filthy Jesus

A sex fetish that involves one participant to be tied up on a crucifix to resemble Jesus Christ. After this is done, multiple partners defficate and urinate on this person.
I'm really in the mood to do a Filthy Jesus tonight, let's call kevin.
by Iplaymallets January 15, 2009
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Jesus Chrysler!

A humorous exclamation, punfully used to avoid damnation and the like. Auto mechanics tend to use it in situations of frustration. See Geez Louise.
"This Laser has been taken on a joy ride. It's fucked forever.
Jesus Chrysler!
by Nick Estes February 14, 2006
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Jesus Juke

When some Christian brings Jesus into an argument or conversation out of no where. Usually creating another religious argument within the original argument or conversation.
You just Jesus juked me, bro!
by Samej Divadi December 03, 2010
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jesus fuck

A combination of two of the most offensive swear words of our day, "Jesus fuck" is unique in its ability to offend damn near anyone.

Notable for its use in the beginning of the Leftover Crack/Citizen Fish split CD Deadline.
STZA: Well Dave, according to my most recent calculations
and factoring in all the ignorant sycophant cop-callers,
there are in excess of a billion police in this world.

DICTOR: Jesus fuck! That's a lot of pigs.
by Fatlard Lars December 17, 2007
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Jesus Chicken

Chicken sandwiches served at Chick-Fil-A restaurants, so named because of the restaurant's practice and promotion of Christian principles such as being closed on Sunday. It also can refer to Chick-Fil-A itself.
Let's take a break from this mall shopping and head to the food court. I want a Jesus chicken and a lemonade, how about you?
by Highwayman56 May 13, 2011
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Weird Jesus

a synonym for evangelical, most commonly used by someone who is Christian but not radically so as a put-down for someone who is radically Christian
He got into that Weird Jesus stuff. Now he goes to a different church where they speak in tongues...
by Bubba Lebowski April 12, 2011
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Jesus Skater

The skater in every park who is always there and always stoned, knows all the kids for miles around and can do all the tricks you want to. Normally they are quite freindly.
Lizard King could be called a jesus skater i guess.
by teenage ghost rider December 23, 2009
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