by 18year-old-no-kiss October 18, 2020
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by TheRealJessJones October 27, 2017
Get the jess jones mug.The cure to the current economic crisis in the European nation of Greece. Most easily brought upon by the actor John Stamos.
I don't know why they don't send John Stamos back to Greece, his Uncle-Jesseness could clean that country up real quick.
by DannyKRage May 16, 2012
Get the Uncle-Jesseness mug.is the current Director of the Federal Bureau of Control. Jesse isn't the usual sarcastic, quippy girl you used to know. Her appearance is unremarkable and somewhat disheveled, she's pretty humorless, and, at times, her behavior borders on desperate. However Jesse is striking, not just because of her bright red hair and her strong jaw but because she stands with her shoulders squared, feet planted like she’s ready to fight. It is kind of sexy that she has that confidence.
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Dating app expression for when you have swiped left too many times that when a very average guy shows up you swipe right for him
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friend 1: Dude, why aren't you answering this guy?
friend 2: Oh... it must have been the Jesse effect
friend 2: Oh... it must have been the Jesse effect
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