jean claude van damme

Belgian shokotan-ass guy that does the splits in an effort to get closer to the coke on the floor. Fucked up his career with coke and backstabbing. Pissed of Frank W Dux, the guy he portrayed in bloodsport

his acting skills are shitty.

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

jean machine

a denim jacket or more popularly known as a canadian tuxedo. Worn by Canadians and truckers.

darn, i left my pack of marlboro 100's in the pocket of my jean machine. oh well, i think ill listen to the smokey and the bandit soundtrack again.

by ntl ben November 23, 2004

Jean

A very, very self-centered and arrogant person. If it's a girl, she has to get what she wants or else she'll get super mad at you. She always blames everything on you. If upyou make a super small mistake to her, the whole world will fall down. She has a small good side, but her bad side is even stronger. Don't cross paths with her- you'll regret it the minute you start.

Jean." Oh, hi!" ( this is her nice side)
A month later...
Jean:" why did u embarrass me in front of them? "
You:" Jean, u always blame everything on everyone."
Jean:*walks away*

by ~anonymousnametruth May 31, 2017

Jean Kirstein

A horse faced piece of shit

Man, Jean Kirstein is a horse.

by K ill yoda April 11, 2017

Jean-Marc

A boy who commits incest with his sister. French and creepy.

Jean-Marc: Hey, Celine, want to go in the closet and play a little "horsey?"
Celine: Yes, brother, of course!

by Celine<3IncestBoy December 28, 2011

Jeanettical Juice

A type of juice created by an intelligent scientist named, Jeanette, who genetically formed a non-sugary liquid from Golojuice, discovering a juice that is none of it's kind.

OMG, Jeanettical Juice is WAY WAY WAY better than Golojuice.

Such an amazing non-sugary drink that I can't stop drinking before track and cross country because it's just so GOOD!!!

by Jeanettical April 29, 2009

Jean-Marc

Some say this exotic creature bounds with glorious pride down the street, others say he commits necrophilia with dead animals.

If you torrent Jean-Marc you will be arrested for distribution of child pornography.

"Don't Jean-Marc me boy."g

"I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend."

by The Local Sanwich Maker June 13, 2016