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January 1st 

National ‘Stop making Aimie so angry she wants to smash her head against a mirror and then chew on the glass fragments embedded in her skin’ Day
‘Damn, its January 1st, let’s all stop pissing Aimie off and making her want to resort to misanthropy
January 1st by pettyshit.com January 1, 2023

January 13th

National kiss kaleb day
On January 13th , we kiss kaleb
January 13th by Tyiwnehysbe January 12, 2023

january 13 

grab richards ass day

national holiday
tmrw is january 13 im finally gonna get to grab richards butt
january 13 by koalabear800 January 12, 2023

January 13 

Send nudes to you husband today.
And have some drinks and a hard fuck
Hey babe do you know what day it is?
Off course "January 13' I'll sent you some ;-) Do you get some drinks, and then you can take me as you want
January 13 by S V January 13, 2023

January 15

Its January 15th you have to aggressively drive a car into a truck that is specifically sent from universal and has exactly 25 Liters of gas left.
*CRASH*

Jonas: WHY DID YOU DO THAT
Ronald: ITS JANUARY 15TH
Jonas: *Dies of blood loss*
January 15 by rumde January 15, 2023

January 16

National ask your crush out day
January 16 by blewd January 15, 2023