all up in your toaster-oven

a smart-ass comeback to "gettin' all up in someone's grill"

Back up yo, you's all up in my toaster-oven

by Identity Crisis May 20, 2003

take the roast out of the oven

v. to administer a beat down, kick the crap out of someone, mess an individual up real bad, take someone on a tour of the world of pain.

'THAT'S IT!!' snarled nightshade. kicking open the door, she lunged at angirus and proceeded to take the roast out of the oven.

by purity September 17, 2003

extreme dutch oven crabcake

Before intercoarse, gather a collection of crab infested pubes. During intercoarse, both people soil themselves then go under the blanket, with pubes in hand, blowing them in each other's faces.

Dude my girl agreed to an extreme dutch oven crabcake last night

by AnalDestruction98 April 7, 2016

Modern-Day-Dutch-Oven

When someone sends you a FaceTime request while in the bathroom and shows you their their porcelain masterpiece first-hand.

"Christian modern-day-dutch-ovened me last night and by the looks of it, he had corn for dinner."

by Meta. November 12, 2011

Venus-Dutch-Oven-Fly-Trap

v. The act of trapping your partner under the covers after farting when receiving oral.

Sam venus-dutch-oven-fly-trap'd me last night I was so mad!

by sm0kesta November 8, 2005

flushing out your oven

after dutch ovening your bed, you gently lift one area of the blanket or sheets allowing air to come out of the "oven" and flow towards your partner or friend.

"whats that horrid smell, did you shit the bed?"

"na I just had to flush out my oven baby"

"id prefer if you flushing out your oven in another direction"

by Jon Josephssssssss October 4, 2008

St Elmo's Dutch Oven Fire

When the static electricity under your blanket makes a spark and ignites you or your significant other's flatulence.

Sorry I'm late for pilates; I was dealing with a St Elmo's Dutch Oven Fire situation back home. We thing we can save the blankets but the cat is still on life support.

by SolidSyntax October 23, 2018