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Dump a Couch

Dude I need to stop by the Burger King and dump a couch. Big time!
by Griff the man March 16, 2009
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Couch Fucker

When a male is so lazy and retarded that he has sex on the couch in stead of just simply moving somewhere else.
John was so anxious and lazy, that he could not wait to just move to a bed, so he and Kaitlyn did it on the couch. What a Couch Fucker....
by Nashi Kitty December 19, 2016
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couch melter

Pot brownies that are so good it feels like you're melting into the couch when you eat them
Want some brownies? They're real couch melters
by steezy-D May 20, 2014
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Apple Couch

It started out as a seed, which was planted by a few former Runescape CC members. It then grew and grew, and transformed into one of the coolest clan chats in Runescape.

There is enough room on the couch for everyone, and all are invited. Its inviting atmosphere and friendly charm are what have helped the couch earn its renown. It is ran by Get_Psych_O, a player moderator.
"Z0mg it's the Apple Couch!"

"There is enough room on the Apple Couch for everyone!"

"The Apple Couch has its own security system!"

"You just got couch'd!"
by psychy July 23, 2009
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fainting couch feminism

A common kind of feminism, that sees women as too weak and sensitive for normal adult interaction.

Fainting couch feminists often push for "woman as child"-laws. Trying to redefine rape as "sex a woman regrets" or claiming women can't consent to sex after a couple of drinks is text book fainting couch feminism.
Oh, she's not responsible for her actions? Typical fainting couch feminism.
by dondidit October 16, 2014
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COUCH RACING

Doing it on the couch=)
Ryan and jessica go couch racing.
by Betty May 13, 2005
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jump the couch

To jump the couch is to go crazy for someone on national T.V. by ''jumping on thier couch'' Can be used on people you know personally too. Also see jump the shark Tom Cruise
Steve: OH MY GOD I LOVE ALYSSA SO MUCH BLAH BLAH BLAH *starts to jump*

Fred: Gee, no reason to jump the couch Steve, your ruining my 599 dollar leather couch!
by DizzyLizzy April 24, 2007
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