international mr fields day

december 9th is international mr fields day. mr fields is the greatest teacher of all time and if you don’t wish him a happy international mr fields day you will go to hell. we love you mr fields

”why are you being so nice to mr fields every december 9th?”

“because bro it’s international mr fields day”

by nightmaredressedlikeapegacorn December 09, 2021

Field Crunch

Oral sex being performed on a woman who is oblivious to the existence of razors and personal hygiene

She’s pretty good in bed, but she prefers someone who knows how to field crunch

by GianniGod October 06, 2020

field research

Banging a hot researcher chick in her field of research, ideally redwoods

Christina and I went out to Armstrong Woods and did some field research

by BackwardsW May 20, 2022

moorland fields

Moorland Fields is a band, they are better than the Beatles, Nirvana, Mettalica, U2, or any other band you can think of. They are even better than Wickle!!! MF ROCKS!!!

Dave Grohl: "moorland fields rocks!"
John Lennon: "moorland fields b shiz!"
Bono: "moorland fields is good music"
Tom Morello: "I luv moorland fields!"
Pete Yorn: "moorland fields. period."

by sonny-boy August 21, 2003

Debris field

Collective noun describing billionaires

Seldom seen in the wild, Lawrence encountered a debris field of billionaires once while in Silicon Valley

by Turgid Fogelson Rodgers June 22, 2023

Grassy Fields

A name used for a guy you are crushing on big time usually associated with names that start with the letters L or P.

Those Grassy Fields be looking fiiiiiine today.

by .-S-N-. June 15, 2022

Fielding

The art of being able to creatively dodge people hitting on you by saying something inadvertently insulting, charming, funny, or by ignoring a person's comment completely and continuing on in one's conversation both by adding uncomfortable circumstance and awkward response to any situation. To turn down a person by using the same low key style innuendo that was used to hit on someone. Rude and funny response to someone hitting on you as if to shoot them down but also completely brush off their attempts as if it didn't even occur. To creatively and inadvertently destroy someone's hope of being with you by nonchalantly ripping their soul out and continuing convo like nothing ever was said.

Luna was the fielding champion of 2017 everytime Jerry would hit on her, he responses were as good as kicking him in his balls and continuing on with the conversation leaving him confused, insulted but also strangely baffled at how he couldn't take offense to what she was saying or treat her wrong.

Ex 2. Hahaha she just fielded that nigguh

by Das Lunatik August 24, 2022