Hairy Houdini

To go bald, to lose one's hair. Usually as a result of steroid abuse, but can also be caused naturally.

"What the frog man!? My hair just pulled a Hairy Houdini!"

by PokemonScammer645 May 1, 2023

Show Horsing

The plastered bright toothy smile of Meghan Markle . Correct use of (Show Horsing) is to hold the smile in whatever event one is at to include: garden parties ,bank robberies, funerals, catastrophic life loss, and speaking events.

Meghan Markle attended a memorial service for a school shooting and the bitch was "Show Horsing" all the time.

by Stinky1911 July 28, 2023

Red Horsing

Red Horsing is the ability to show utter contempt for the institution that you work for by leathering 6-10 cans of premium high strength, low budget lager on a weekday evening, leading to slurred speech, plethora's of expletives, and general antisocial behavior but ensuring full trust in one's own capability to do the job the following day. Red Horsing usually is associated with some butter chicken dish.

'Sham, did you see Damo last night?'
'You mean Dame Laura Davies?'

'You wouldn't have said that to him last night, he was Red Horsing it and had the boxing gloves on.'
'Oh no, not again'

by Billy's Burgers June 27, 2024

Honi-horsing

When a horse pleasures himself peeking through a door watching two unconsenting people having a sexual intercourse

Example 1:
"Stop honi-horsing you little freak"
Example 2:
"The last I heard from him was when he was honi-horsing"

by Pán Blbý June 12, 2024

Katon Housenka No Justu Has Everyone Living Comfortable

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Zero: Katon Housenka No Justu Has Everyone Living Comfortable

by AUDITORIUMU February 17, 2025

Garden hosing

When a man lays ass down dick up and your women drives a vacuum over your dick and it gets spun up into the brush rollers and stretches your dick 2 full rotations

We are gonna go garden hosing until

by Revilo rabeof March 5, 2025

Hobby Horsing

The closest Amish kids can get to being furries.

"Oh sure, Chad totally couldn’t make it to the group project meeting because he was "training" for his next big hobby horsing competition. Must be exhausting... all that imaginary galloping."

by yourmamalovesmemost March 25, 2025