My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."

by ilikepotatosandurmom October 7, 2021

Homework

Torture teachers have to give you after you just spent 8 hours in a place you hate, otherwise known as school. And after those 8 hours of learning ABSOLUTELY NOTHING your teachers have dump a pile of research papers and homework on you so they can torture you and ,make you stay up till 4 am and then they DON'T EVEN CHECK IT the next day

Me : Ugh I have so much homework to do

*4 am *
Me : DONE,
* next day*
Me: Are we checking our homework now
Teacher: what are you talking about
Me:

by Video user June 6, 2018

Homework

what you aren't doing right now

instead of doing my homework i decided to put definitions on the urban dictionary

by 3ating food November 4, 2019

Homework

Half
Of
My
Energy

Wasted

On
Random
Knowledge

Homework is Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge

by Shoto1399 July 21, 2022

Homework

a worthless, disgusting , horrid, time consuming, piece of paper that my dog “apparently” ate.

-Homework’s a bitch.

I got a new math assessment for homework. When I got back to class the next day, I cussed the teacher out for giving me a worthless piece of paper.

by Ashy Gurl November 6, 2021

Homework

The torture that gets sent home with you after your torture journey at school for fucking 7 hours and then when you finally think your done you fucking remember that you have to study for that test that you know your gonna fail because you have to find out the history of fucking Canada and then AFTER the test you have to do a FUCKING PROJECT. People shouldn't have to do homework. They should just be able to watch the flash and live a happy life.

I have fucking homework to do so no I can't hang out after school because that one fat ass teacher everyone hates gave me homework.

by The god of lizards June 12, 2017

homework

a legal form of torture. especially the subject called algebra. u want to know painfullness? homework is the key. u already spent 7 hours in plain torture. BUT THEY GIVE U 2 EXTRA HOURS OF FUC#@$ING HOMEWORK. u get ur phone destoryed , ur computer burned up to ashes, and ur TV thrown out of the window. and it's the main reason students suicide. it should be called tree wasting garbage.

student: ah finally free from torture !
homework: are u sure about that?

by jack bbbboooooooiiiiiiiii January 22, 2020