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canada's history

A highly perverse form of sexual intercourse involving adult pleasureables that can be directly (and stereotypically) attributed to Canada. Such examples of said pleasurables could include moose antlers, Canadian whisky, and the stanley cup.
Jess & Gary could not engage themselves any longer in "canada's history," as it took too much a toll on her body.
by jmblas February 4, 2010
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A depraved sexual act involving Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup and the Stanley Cup.
I got arrested for being involved in Canada's History.
by Osopolar February 9, 2010
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A sexual act so depraved it cannot be explained on television, involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

It has only been successfully accomplished three times. All of them by Americans, who didn't get the joke.

This is why the Stanley Cup now travels with armed guards.
Dude! America! "Canada's History" was a JOKE!!! We didn't mean for you to actually try it!
by Moose Hatchery February 5, 2010
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(N.) "Canada's History" is the Canadian national sport where two males dip their penises into a large jug of Canadian maple syrup, then place their syrup soaked penises into a large ant hill trying to catch as many ants on their respective penises as possible. Then the contestants must then attempt to fill the Stanley cup with these ants. The first male to fill the Stanley cup wins the coveted "about eh" Moose Antler hat rack trophy and a coupon to Bennigans.
Hey did you watch Canada's History last night?

Ya that guy really should have checked if he was allergic to ants before sticking his cock in that ant hill...what a shame they had to amputate it.
by Drewburns February 5, 2010
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Canada's gift to the world, involves utilizing all traditional Canadian icons in a sexual act.
Did you bring the syrup? Taylor already brought her moose antlers and Clark is on his way with the Stanley Cup. It's Canada's History this month, remember?
by Door4mat. February 5, 2010
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The sexual act of putting your hockey stick in a girl's beaver and then letting your maple syrup go all over her as you scream out "eh!"
I performed Canada's History last night, it was awesome...eh.
by Public_Emery February 5, 2010
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A sexual act influenced by Canadian culture. This usually involves a man wearing hockey skates and a hockey helmet while having sex with a woman covered in maple syrup. The woman may start making moose mating calls and shove a lacrosse stick up her ass. When he's done he tips her a loonie. This can sometimes be done going over Niagara Falls.
Guy 1: "hey did you hear what happened to Sarah?

Guy 2: "no what happened?"

Guy 1: "She got a lesson in Canada's History and couldn't walk for a week."
by Thatother Short Kid February 18, 2010
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