Canada's History 

A depraved sexual act that is rarely talked about involving moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. May or may not involve a beaver.

She had a difficult time walking after Canada's History.

Canada's History by Bobsdog February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

An insane sex act invloving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup

man i tought her Canada's history last night

Canada's History by colb14445412 February 4, 2010

a warning from history 

The exact opposite of history repeating itself. This is where a party DOES take heed of what happened in the past and rectifies the plan to lead to a better future.

The big Three took a warning from history and decided not to punish Germany after world war II with another Versaille treaty.

a warning from history by Banastre July 16, 2004

Canada's History 

The term "Canada's history" generally refers to beaver fur trade. The Canadian beaver was highly sought after due to its thick and robust qualities due to the abrupt 40 degree temperature drop upon crossing the American-Canadian border. The fur was often turned into carpets and rugs in the royal houses during the 17th and 18th centuries.

Rosalie: I love my Canadian history, eh!
Destiny: eeeeeeewwwwwwww shave that shit!!!!!!! canada's history is siiiiiiiick

Canada's History by the metric system is gay February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

A time when a once bold northern nation helped black Americans escape persecution during the Civil War. Thought to have sparked the legend of Aunt Jemima's arrival on The Underground Syrupstream.

Man, isn't it funny how people forget that Canada's History is a big part of America's History?

Canada's History by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010

ap european history

The study of American economics and paintings by artists who generally didn't do shit to influence anything outside their masturbatory circle of fellow painters

You're better off taking Art History instead of AP European History.

ap european history by TessHM March 15, 2015

Canada's history 

An sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley cup. Just as things are getting heavy, your partner Prorogues sex.

1. Ahh..Yeeess, now take the moos-
2. I'm sorry, but i've prorogued our love making.
1. What the fuck?
2. That's Canada's History for ya.

Canada's history by Jesus nipples February 5, 2010