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Hipster

A douchebag who thinks they are too good for everything and everybody especially those considered "mainstream".

Hipsters are also commonly seen wearing gay ass clothes and ugly ass haircuts that look like that they lost a fight with a pair of scissors.

Most hipsters mooch off of other people such as their mothers because getting a job is too "mainstream". This is an excuse because they are lazy hippies who protest about how screwed up the economy is and only fuck it up more by not getting a job and voting for obamanation because he supports gays.
(There are no examples of hipsters because that would be too "mainstream")
by AntiObamaAdministration November 25, 2012
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hipster bike

usually a fixed gear or single speed bike. sometimes build from scratch or bought complete. preferred by the young and trendy.
Peter: Ay Solo, check my hipster bike. I gave a tune up and a purple paint job.
Solo: GG!
by PeterNguyen February 17, 2009
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Expat Hipster

Someone who has lived abroad for so long that while technically American, they feel they are as cool as the locals. Originally coined by D.K.
When you are walking down the street in Dushanbe and give another American "the nod", if they totally blow you off; that is an Expat Hipster.
by babablacksmith December 2, 2011
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Retro Hipster

A person like a hipster but is behind the curve. Their interests were once hipster, then mainstream, and have now faded away from popularity.
Sophie's listening to Rage Against the Machine
Wow that's so Retro Hipster
by Airhead3333 March 1, 2015
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hipster daily

Daily newspaper whose main audience are hipsters, students and other middle-class pseudo-intellectuals. Usually "liberal" in the sense of pseudo-left and fashion-left. Writers often try smugly to appear witty and clever. Regularly with product placement for "rebell fashion" like Apple.

Basically any developed country has a hipster daily which are usually referred as "quality newspaper".
Choose the hipster daily of your nation:
The New York Times (US), The Guardian (UK), Le Monde (FR), El País (ES), Suddeutsche Zeitung (GER), Der Standard (AUT), Gazeta Wyborcza (POL), Radikal (TUR) and so on...
by yo_cats November 17, 2012
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Hipster Death

Sudden and/or unexpected death caused by failing to take into consideration one's surroundings and environment in the pursuit of being cool.
Jamie and his hipster friends were jamming with their acoustic guitars in the street in Pamplona during the running of the bulls. They died a hipster death.

John had his loose toque pulled down too low over his eyes when he went for a walk. He wandered right into the middle of the street and was hit by a car which resulted in his hipster death
by poopie butt August 20, 2012
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aging hipsters

Kraftwerk-listening, craft beer-drinking poseurs of a certain age. They dress their toddlers in Ramones t-shirts and jam their middle-aged spread into low-rise skinny jeans.
Those aging hipsters were complaining about the noise at last night's hardcore show.
by Mr. Weebitzy December 30, 2011
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