Get the Gutter helmetmug. An unraveled condom that is then inserted into a woman's vagina that is on the rag. After marinating in her discharge anywhere from 1-36 hours it is removed. The "astronaut" then blows it up and wears it over his head.
Peja: Hey Mills, did you hear about Hawks?
Mills: No, what did that freak do now?
Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.
Mills: That is so fucking hot....
Mills: No, what did that freak do now?
Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.
Mills: That is so fucking hot....
by Shirtless Peja March 21, 2014
Get the Bloody Astronaut's Helmetmug. Helmet Chew - The act of a novice or rookie performing fellatio on an uncircumcised penis, and chewing on the excess skin during a flaccid moment.
History: Found most commonly among drunk girls after they have had sex with drunk guys
History: Found most commonly among drunk girls after they have had sex with drunk guys
I woke up thinking I had stuck my cock in a grinder, she helmet chewed me last night and in the morning to wake me up.
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She has a helmet chewing attitude.
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She has a helmet chewing attitude.
by Rudrafter June 4, 2010
Get the helmet chewmug. A young child of either sex of the elementary school age who isn't fully retarded but still slightly slow that drinks way to much of their bottle of Elmer's school glue
The neighbors Helmeted Elmer boy clearly is drinking to much of his school glue, how else do you explain how slow he is when mom and dad are so smart
by frogqweef July 16, 2024
Get the helmeted elmermug. In the context of the internet and online slang, "derp helmet" or "need a helmet" often implies that someone is acting foolishly or making a mistake, and is a rude way of saying someone needs to be more cautious or thoughtful.
Kelso! Put on the derp helmet! What's a derp helmet? It's In the context of the internet and online slang, "derp helmet" or "need a helmet" often implies that someone is acting foolishly or making a mistake, and is a rude way of saying someone needs to be more cautious or thoughtful.
by B-rizzle February 17, 2025
Get the derp helmetmug. by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025
Get the Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Noticed That Only Adobe Photoshop 2014 To Edit Circular Spartan Helmetsmug. Similar to a blumpkin, a term for when you receive a blowjob whilst taking an abnormally sized dump, due to your high fiber rice diet.
by Obsidian McBlade September 18, 2020
Get the Brompton Helmetmug.