I have a boyfriend

Good for you

Jenny: I have a boyfriend
Max: Noone cares

by Not a heather January 16, 2022

caught having a stroke

This is when a guy gets gets caught masturbating.

He was caught having a stroke.

by Dave- June 29, 2005

should have swallowed

An unwanted pregnacy

Yep I am preggers. I should have swallowed

by Kitty Vicuna April 13, 2008

having a wafty crank

a term used to refer male masterbation

see also wanking, pulling your pudding, bashing the bishop.

by Anonymous March 4, 2003

I have needs

A colloquial phrase signifying an overlooked state of demand, exigency, or indispensability addressing to one's response to oppression, selfless dedication, or inadequacy of a type of necessity.
See Maslow's hierarchy of needs.

"I work 10 hours a day, 7 days a week with minimum wage so i could feed my children and send them to school. I have needs too."

Girlfriend: "How come we never do it?"
Boyfriend: "Cause, you know about my disorder. You know.. down there."
Girlfriend: "I have needs, you know. Do you want me to go fuck some other nigga?"

by Xent December 25, 2007

how to have sex

Fuck her right in the pussy

"I came out of my house and, FUCKED HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY"-Fred

How to have sex

by Hamstery July 20, 2014

have a good day

Pretending to care about the outcome of another person's day, and giving the appearence of hoping for it to be a good outcome.

Idiot: Keep the 5 cents change.
You: Thank you, have a good day!

by Boney Malone February 3, 2012