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wank-happy

Describing an individual who has latterly overindulged in wanking (usually upwards of five acts of masturbation in any one day) and is experiencing its concomitant and extended euphoria.

Often the wank-happy individual finds himself in such a situation when he, upon some windfall, comes into possession of a large quantity of high quality (usually European) pornography.
Ever since Alan got that box set of Danish Bean-Flicking Hole-Pluggers Dildofest Vols. I-IX, he's been so wank-happy.
by Tama Boyle February 19, 2007
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Happy Birthday

9 months before this date, your parents decided to have unprotected sex
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. happy sex day to your parents!
by skank-a-ma-phone March 15, 2011
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Don't Worry, Be Happy

A Bobby McFerrin Song....Written and recorded in 1988.....seven years after Marley's tragic death....anyone who thinks it's his song is retarded...
A great song....
by Sapphire March 14, 2004
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Happy Sunday

the day that Ellie and Lewis tan about £40 worth of weed. occurs every weekend. if you choose to partake in happy sunday i hope you don’t have big monday plans
lewis: “you still up for happy sunday?”
ellie: “obviously, iv got cheese, u?”
lewis: “banging hash in”
by ezza420 November 16, 2019
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Hairy Potter

A hairy person, generally a male, that sheds body hair, usually arm hair.
Jeff is such a Hairy Potter. He reached over my plate of orange chicken for the salt and he bombed my lunch with a hair. Bastard!
by Cynthia Potter August 13, 2003
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Happy sock

The sock you jerk off into. The reason you're mom only finds odd socks in the dryer
Mom: look the dryer ate another sock.

You: no, that's my happy sock!
by Choda Warrior November 18, 2009
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happy face

A round yellow jolly thing with eyes and a smiling mouth.
I have a happy face sticker.
by Dee July 24, 2004
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