Rattlesnake Hammock

A male thing filled with STDs. See banana hammock

"That stripper rocks a rattlesnake hammock, so I wouldn't bring him home."

by Ghost_anon May 31, 2022

Rattlesnake Hammock

Male thong worn by a person with STDs. Also see banana hammock.

"That stripper rocks a rattlesnake hammock, not a banana hammock."

by Ghost_anon June 2, 2022

ball hammock

The part of the underwear that supports the male nutsack

Dude 1: Man I went commando and I started chafing

Dude 2: You need a ball hammock my boy

by SamSleety47 July 8, 2022

Poop Hammock

When a male wears a thong in reverse so that his testicles can be shown, the back of the underwear is known as the poop hammock

While Ricky was running to the bathroom, he accidentally filled up his poop hammock.

by JizzWhiz September 4, 2022

mrs.hammonds

A rude bitch who always thinks she's perfect and everyone else is below her.

Girl: there go Mrs.hammonds
Guy: wdym?
Girl:she think she better than everyone.

by badlilkid200 January 23, 2023

Andrew Hammond

The head teacher of Hall School Wimbledon, the brother of Richmond Hammond, is the most excellent teacher and cares for everyone. He has great humour and a great personality. You are so lucky if you meet him or have him as a headteacher. He is strict when he wants to be but also knows when to be chilled and relaxed.

Person 1: Hey is that Andrew Hammond

Person 2: Yes, I think it is
Person 1: Let's say Hi, they look like a fantastic person
Person 2: Let us tell him that too.

by Loki_998 March 11, 2023

Andrew Hammond

Brother of Richard Hammond, Headteacher of a school in Wimbledon is the best teacher in the world with a heart of gold and is loved by everybody, his generosity serves him well and he deserves a lot of recognition for the good work he has done. He is someone you should not lose if you ever come across one.

Person 1: Hey, is that Andrew Hammond

Person 2: OMG yes it is we need to tell him how much we appreciate him.
Person 1: Yes we really should

by Loki_998 March 11, 2023