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gorilla mask

A "sexual act" involving a handfull of shaved pubic hair thrown in the face of an unsuspecting female who just recieved a facial
I brought that bitch home from the club and got her ass ready for Halloween with a gorilla mask
by makaveli March 22, 2003
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gora

Term used by Indians to refer to white people. Literally means "white". "Gori" is used to refer to a white woman. Not derogatory.
Bill Clinton is a gora.
Jennifer Aniston is a hot-ass gori.
by maxre August 11, 2003
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Gorger

A word to describe a non gypsy. Not necessarily accepted by gypsies.
Gypsy 1:Who are they over there?

Gypsy 2: Gorgers
by Alice of wonderland December 25, 2013
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gorilla biscuits

Alas, I must disagree with my associates. An earlier archaic and authentic definition of "gorilla biscuits", along with fender benders and ape wafers, referred to any of the brightly colored palette of barbiturates; reds, blues, and yellows,* readily available in the sixties (1967, not some fucking 1987 Grateful Dead concert). It slipped official notice that these drugs caused more mayhem and death than the Vietnam War (except, of course, for the Vietnamese).

Anyhow, I remember being struck at the time by the witty repartee in the example below, overheard in some dingy quasi-hip tenement decades before the band was named and some poseur managed to confuse up and down.

*Optional Text - Weird Ramblings: Now that I think of it, these are the very colors of the Wonder Bread Balloons... Coincidence? That's what they want you to believe! What? Never heard of Wonder Bread? That's because I'm getting so fucking old, and that's why Nembutal is enjoying a new popularity among my peer group, that little ace in the hole you want to keep within easy reach when the time comes for the compassionate healthcare providers to put you on life support and torture your ass for five or ten years until your estate is exhausted. No thanks, sonny; pass the goof-balls and a pint of Ballerina Vodka.
Joe: "Hey, whatchu doin' tonight?"

Moe: "I'm gonna eat gorilla biscuits and drink Old English and go star gazing."

That is to say, he would take a couple of Tuinal and wash it down with malt liquor until he collapsed on some citizen's lawn staring up into the hazy Long Beach sky, hopefully not drowning in his own puke as became customary among some of our idols. Oh well, to each his own.
by Doc Benway '47 May 18, 2011
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goramit

Alternative to the expletive Goddamn it

Made popular by Joss Whedon's Popular TV space western Firefly. The word was used in the show as a means to get around censorship laws.
Goramit woman!
(large explosion) Goramit, what the h*** was that?
by Anime-Addict November 3, 2005
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experience gormandizer

n. one who spends their life in search of experiences; one who involves themselves in major events for the sake of the experience, regardless of whether or not the experience is personally meaningful; one who fills themselves with experiences for the sake of storytelling material
Brandon rioted after the Red Sox beat the Yankees, and he's from California. He went to the Kerry rally and didn't even vote. He went to primal scream and complained that it was gross. He doesn't even care about any of that, but he'll tell the stories over and over. He's such an experience gormandizer.
by c l m January 14, 2005
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Flash Gordon

Ah-aaaaaaaaahhh!!

Savior of the Universe.
King of the impossible!
Terminator X uses a sample of "Flash Gordon" at the beginning of the song "Terminator X To The Edge Of Panic"
by Ricky Roma December 27, 2003
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