Afghani Goggles

Similar and often confused with tea bagging. This does not involve putting one's ball in the mouth, but mearly draping the scrotum over the bridge of one's nose. A highly entertaining stunt.

Dude, last night, when Nick was totally fucked up, I gave him Afghani Goggles and so many fucking pictures were taken.

by Hammy November 24, 2003

Ukrainian Goggles

Derived from 'Arabian goggles'. When a woman strangles a man by wrapping her legs round his neck whilst shitting in his eyes. Original use was related to a man of Ukrainian heritage, hence the phrase.

Taylor Swift and Jane from Breaking Bad are fit enough to let them give me Ukrainian Goggles, but only just.

by Tanned November 25, 2016

ho goggles

The nonprescription glasses girls wear to make them appear smarter and less slutty than they actually are

Stacy started wearing ho goggles but she isn't fooling anybody. That bitch gets passed around more than the collection plate at church

by ghostfaced April 17, 2012

Shooting Goggles

The act of giving someone a dirty look. The look is for that plain look in the person's eye's when they give you that dirty look and or the lazy eyed look. Making them look like they are wearing a pair of goggles.

"Mom why you shooting goggles at me?"

by Cmele aka GoD of 973 August 16, 2009

Pharoh's Goggles

The act of a male sitting on a females face while he is getting a rim job, where he puts this balls on her eye sockets and his dick on her forehead so it looks like the Asp on a Pharoh's head dress.

That Guac Piece was such a ho that she let me give her the Pharoh's Goggles

by CEEARECEE February 6, 2009

Beer Goggles

Typically occurring after the event, where due to earlier inebriation, an individual realises that their partner is not as attractive as they thought they were last night.

You must have had your beer goggles on when you met him / her!

by george9601 November 21, 2011

salty goggles

The act of placing ones ball sack over the bridge of another persons nose.

(Best done when a good sweaty lather is present. Two mile run should suffice)

Dan: How's it going buddy?

Jon: Not so good.

Dan: Oh ya... Why's that?

Jon: Well I went for a run today.

Dan: Ah.. you sore?

Jon: No. I decided to give the girl the salty goggles when I got back. She didn't find it nearly as funny as I did.

Dan: Was it worth it?

Jon: Absolutely

by BizNastyMcSpatchy August 9, 2009