The Glass Road Trucker

The act of defecating on your victim's back deck within wiping distance of a sliding glass door. Next spread cheeks and press against glass. Using a downward motion, leave your 'skid mark'.

Bonus points for the ding-dong-ditch immediately after.

Fuck that asshole! The Glass Road Truckers haul ass tonight!

by Dachau Cabana August 9, 2010

skin glasses

The act of wearing a penis on your face like sunglasses.

Im feeling frisky. Time to get the skin glasses out.

I wear my skin glasses at night before sex, before sex.

by boricuahippie September 7, 2015

in glass

in an office setting senior managers have offices, which typically have a glass windows that peers into the hallway area

patrick's in glass now as he was promoted to senior engineer

by icupat January 12, 2017

Frosted Glass

When you come/nut on a girl's/or boy's(take your pick) face while they are wearing glasses.

Jake:"Last night I gave Brittany that frosted glass all over her glasses."
-For guys-
Sam:"I swear I'm gonna get Brad for giving me frosted glass all over my glass."

by JustAPerson456 January 22, 2017

sexual glassment

When someone is having sex and they do it in front of a window naked as fuck

I saw sexual glassment yesterday

by Pookiejay October 21, 2017

bitch glasses

Giant oversized glasses that girls wear

That chick has her bitch glasses on

by LlamaMomma January 19, 2018

Tall glass of STFU

The STFU frase is used to imply that you need to shut up because your actions or your words are biting you in the ass and making you look like a fool. The tall glass compares to a tall glass of beer/wine meaning a big amount. #calm down

Taylor Swift is announced at the 2009 VMA's.

Kanye rushes to the stage in the middle of her speech to let the world know that Beyonce has one of the best videos of all time.

Kanye, that was beyond rude, you look like an ass for doing that. You need to go back to your seat and drink a tall glass of STFU.

by InfinityPrincess19 December 17, 2018