The act of letting one ejaculate on you in order to like like a glazed doughnut. You let it dry, then run around, until you find somebody to lick the glaze off.
by Glaze me Daddy September 4, 2018

Hate
Guy 1: Bro why do you hate Mr Abrecht so much?
Guy 2: Because his glazing is insane. He didn't let me turn in my assignment when it was only 1 day late.
Love
Girl 1: Taylor Swift is the best. She has never made a bad song or album. She is literally a goddess. If I hear one more person hate on her I swear I'm gonna smack the shit out em
Girl 2: Quit glazing Taylor, she don't even know you
Guy 1: Bro why do you hate Mr Abrecht so much?
Guy 2: Because his glazing is insane. He didn't let me turn in my assignment when it was only 1 day late.
Love
Girl 1: Taylor Swift is the best. She has never made a bad song or album. She is literally a goddess. If I hear one more person hate on her I swear I'm gonna smack the shit out em
Girl 2: Quit glazing Taylor, she don't even know you
by asaprockyfan233 May 10, 2024

When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation
I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025

Mike: “I’m going to store later with my mom.”
Jamal: “No one cares” or “ Of course you would be going to the store”
Mike: “That’s such a glaze bro”
Jamal: “No one cares” or “ Of course you would be going to the store”
Mike: “That’s such a glaze bro”
by yyaaddlleeyy October 17, 2023

by Glazed boy December 27, 2023

by Iron digger July 31, 2025

A term used for when a girl stacks donuts on an erect penis before ejaculating, thus creating glazed donuts
Girl - “Hey, wanna go to the library and study?”
Boy - “No, I would much rather and stay here and enjoy a glaze fountain. Should we go to Dunkin’ Donuts now?
Boy - “No, I would much rather and stay here and enjoy a glaze fountain. Should we go to Dunkin’ Donuts now?
by thecshnic October 4, 2023
